Funny Quotes - Page 8
Below are our top 100 funny quotes, you can click through for a free desktop background of each!
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. Unknown
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. Unknown
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones
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Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Unknown
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Unknown
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It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Tommy Cooper
It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Tommy Cooper You can download this image for your... Read more about It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Tommy Cooper
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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. Dennis Miller
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. Dennis Miller You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. Dennis Miller
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I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. Unknown
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. Unknown
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas. Claude Pepper
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas. Claude Pepper You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to... Read more about A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas. Claude Pepper
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Unknown
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Unknown
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
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