Funny Quotes - Page 3
Below are our top 100 funny quotes, you can click through for a free desktop background of each!
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Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? Unknown
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? Unknown
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain You can download this image for your... Read more about When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe
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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. Bill McGlashen
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. Bill McGlashen You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. Bill McGlashen
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I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Unknown
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Unknown
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. Albert Einstein You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. Albert Einstein
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Unknown
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Unknown
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
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