Funny Quotes - Page 2
Below are our top 100 funny quotes, you can click through for a free desktop background of each!
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
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I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once. Unknown
I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once. Unknown
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Unknown
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Unknown
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If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle
If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. Unknown
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all... Read more about Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. Unknown
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Jack Handey
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Jack Handey You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here... Read more about Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Jack Handey
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” - Steven Wright
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Steven Wright You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” - Steven Wright
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Will Rogers
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Will Rogers You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Will Rogers
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all... Read more about Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. Sam Levenson
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. Sam Levenson You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. Sam Levenson
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