Funny Quotes - Page 2
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Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen. Unknown
Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen. Unknown
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If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. Unknown
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. Unknown
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At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to... Read more about At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. Unknown
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. Unknown
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words. Unknown
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words. Unknown
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money. Jack Handy
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money. Jack Handy You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money. Jack Handy
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. Unknown
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. Unknown
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