Funny Quotes
Below are our top 100 funny quotes, you can click through for a free desktop background of each!
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”. Unknown
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our... Read more about How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”. Unknown
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I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Unknown
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Unknown
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. Albert Einstein You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. Albert Einstein
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Unknown
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Unknown
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Brian Gerald O’Driscoll You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. Unknown
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. Unknown
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. José Maria de Eça de Queiroz You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all... Read more about Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers
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