Funny Quotes
Below are our top 100 funny quotes, you can click through for a free desktop background of each!
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. Unknown
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. Unknown
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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? Unknown
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background... Read more about Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? Unknown
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It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? Ronald Reagan
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? Ronald Reagan You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? Ronald Reagan
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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. Unknown
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. Unknown
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. Jerry Seinfeld
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Oprah Winfrey
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Oprah Winfrey You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Oprah Winfrey
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. Unknown
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. Unknown
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. Charles Wadsworth
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. Charles Wadsworth You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. Charles Wadsworth
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