Funny Quotes
Below are our top 100 funny quotes, you can click through for a free desktop background of each!
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Jack Nicholson
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Jack Nicholson You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Jack Nicholson
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If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Unknown
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Unknown
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Unknown
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Unknown
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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S. Truman
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S. Truman You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S. Truman
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? Barbra Streisand
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? Barbra Streisand You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? Barbra Streisand
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun. The Maugles
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun. The Maugles You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun. The Maugles
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips
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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. ZigZiglar
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. ZigZiglar You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. ZigZiglar
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