Funny Quotes
Below are our top 100 funny quotes, you can click through for a free desktop background of each!
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Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Unknown
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Unknown
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
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Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse. Unknown
Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse. Unknown
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Wilson Mizner
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Wilson Mizner You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Wilson Mizner
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. Unknown
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. Unknown
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Unknown
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Unknown
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. Woody Allen
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. Woody Allen You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. Woody Allen
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Jack Nicholson
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Jack Nicholson You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Jack Nicholson
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If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Unknown
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Unknown
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Unknown
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Unknown You can download this image for your desktop background or click through here to view all our Funny Quotes! Read more about We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Unknown
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