I love women, but I feel like you cant trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know?

 

I love women, but I feel like you cant trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, “Does he bite?’ She said  ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat’ Liar. Demetri Martin

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