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Miguel Andujar produces with Brandon Drury out
NEW YORK -- The Yankees are pleased they appear to have an answer Cheap Jerseys Outlet for what has kept out of the lineup, and they have been thrilled by the production that has contributed while replacing him.While Drury moves closer to a big league ncaa jerseys return, tabbed to play in a Minor League rehab mlb jerseys game on Wednesday for Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre against Columbus, Andujar has played like a star.
The 23-year-old rookie homered in his first at-bat on Monday, marking Andujar's Cheap NFL Football Jerseys seventh straight game with an extra-base hit.The blast vaulted Andujar into select company; Joe DiMaggio (1937) and Mickey Mantle (1955) were custom nfl jerseys the only previous Yankees to string seven consecutive games with an extra-base hit before age 24."He's playing good. He's a good player," Drury said. "That was impressive, this last homestand, to watch. He's doing a good job."Andujar slugged his third big league homer on soccer jerseys the first pitch he saw from the Twins' , giving New York a 4-0 lead at the time. Andujar was summoned to the big leagues six days before Drury went on the disabled list in early April, nike nfl jerseys sidelined with severe migraines that were causing the 25-year-old to have blurry vision.A battery of tests have revealed that Drury's issues stem from a tendon that runs from the back of his neck to the top of his head. He has been receiving treatment with acupuncture and stimulation."I think they have an idea of what it is, and we're going after it each day to figure out how to get it a little bit better," Drury nba jerseys said. "I've had it for a while. It's just nice to have some answers of what it is. Hopefully I can really get back to 100 percent and play the way I know I can."In the meantime, Andujar continues to state his case for playing time. Andujar raked a career-high four hits in Sunday's over the Blue Jays, becoming the youngest Yankee to go 4-for-4 or better since Derek Jeter did so at 22 years and six days old on July 2, 1996, vs. Boston."I like having the problem, that's for sure," manager Aaron Boone said. "Guys are making progress from an injury front, so the more talented guys that we can have in the mix, I look forward to those options. A couple of weeks ago, we were struggling to get a team out there on a couple of those nights."Right now, the thought with Brandon is making sure he's right and he gets through these next couple of workouts and gets through the games. He's starting to make forward progress with some of the issues he's had. If he can get past that, we know we've got a really good player. We'll kind of evaluate it and make decisions on that front as we go."Return to action was back in a lineup on Monday for the first nfl jerseys time since late February, playing five innings and logging five at-bats in an extended spring game in Clearwater, carolina panthers jerseys Fla.Prior to that contest, Frazier had not taken the field in a game situation since sustaining a concussion in the Yankees' second game of the spring. Boone said that Frazier got a hit, reached on an error and stole a base, coming out feeling "really good.""It's a really positive step for him," Boone said. "Clint feels like he's finally through it and on his way now. Now it's about getting games under his belt and bouncing back every day."Boone said that Frazier is scheduled to play in another extended spring nfl jerseys game on Tuesday, then work out with Class A Advanced Tampa on Wednesday before playing on Thursday against Charlotte.Slow goingFrazier has moved ahead of , who has no denver broncos jerseys set date to play in Minor League games. Ellsbury played in six Grapefruit League games this spring and has since dealt with a right oblique strain, left hip soreness and plantar fasciitis in his right heel."I do expect him to be a player for us at some point this season," Boone said. "He is doing baseball activities and moving in the right direction. As far as a timetable, I'd kind of be guessing at that."Bombers bits• Boone said that the Yankees expect a ruling "in the next couple of days" regarding infielder/outfielder , who is continuing to play following his appeal of a five-game suspension for nhl jerseys his role in an April 11 benches-clearing incident against the Red Sox at Fenway Park.• The first 18,000 guests on Monday received bobbleheads in commemoration of David Wells' perfect game, which was pitched against the Twins 20 years ago (with a 10-year-old in the bleachers). Wells was on hand at Yankee Stadium to throw out Monday's ceremonial first pitch.

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